im not your average girl
i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut
There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”
As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”
With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”
Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”
One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
when you accidently read a spoiler
this gif is upsetting me because its like everytime he throws his computer away he turns back to his desk and theres just another computer and he just keeps reading more spoilers like you poor man close the lid without looking