jcpenney’s new slogan won out over numerous other contenders, such as:
jcpenney: come inside, if feels right
jcpenney: right there. yes, yes, right there
jcpenney: our cock is in your ass
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college