tehjeff:

jcpenney’s new slogan won out over numerous other contenders, such as:
jcpenney: come inside, if feels rightjcpenney: right there. yes, yes, right therejcpenney: our cock is in your ass

tehjeff:

jcpenney’s new slogan won out over numerous other contenders, such as:

jcpenney: come inside, if feels right
jcpenney: right there. yes, yes, right there
jcpenney: our cock is in your ass

passthatversayseee:

passthatversayseee:

"im angelina, you jennifer. come on bitch you see where brad at?" was the most unnecessary way to start a song like jennifer probably snapped her pink friday deluxe edition cd in half and threw it away at that moment

andd no doubt angelina was like

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Why are you wearing a hair net?

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

kaitg:

Oh, Julian.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

kaylize-but-spooky:

trusthim:

This makes me so emotional. Mrs Weasley knew the Dursleys wouldn’t visit and that Harry’s got no other family and to hER HES PRACTICALLY HER SON SOMEONE HOLD ME

Mrs. Weasley is a beautifully complex character who doesn’t get enough credit. She’s a mother of seven and poor and yet always makes room for Harry in her family. Yes, Lily and James had been her friends but Harry is so obviously in need of that support. She’s not perfect (see Ron feeling like he’s the family disappointment or her treatment of Fleur), but she tries so hard and loves so hard. Like Jesus.

teruteruhoneymura:

oh no

teruteruhoneymura:

oh no

loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

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